belmanoir's fanfiction

Too Good to be True. NC-17, 5251 words. It's embarrassing to still have a crush on your teacher twenty-five years later.

Green. G, 173 words. "If I never hear the name 'Winifred' again it will be too soon," Harry grumbled, taking down the Lucky Charms off the top of the fridge.

Mirror, Mirror. R (for language), 543 words. Bob had a beard. One of those dapper, evil, world-ruling type beards.

Untitled. G, 262 words. Harry had let himself get bullied into being the Council's errand boy again, so they were keeping a thaumaturgist's magic mirror in the apartment until it could give evidence at his trial.

A Spoonful of Sugar. PG, 417 words. Harry cleans his workshop.

The Bisexual Wizard. Smallville/Dresden Files, Harry/Bob and Clark/Lex among others. Hard R, 21729 words. Harry Dresden is a fierce but fey private eye who uses insider insights to crack a series of gay murders that have baffled Metropolis police. Clark Kent is a straight, downwardly-mobile former football player who takes a job as Dresden's sidekick. Seems there's a camera behind a trick mirror in a notorious bathhouse run by the sinister Gentleman Johnnie Marcone, and a few members of high society who think they're too powerful to be blackmailed. Will Harry and Clark have to go undercover as a gay couple and spend a night in the baths to expose the nefarious scheme? Not if the lovely and mysterious Lana Lang has anything to say about it!

Night. G, 447 words. Harry and Bob go camping. An epilogue to my Smallville crossover fic, "The Bisexual Wizard."

Normaller Than Normal. NC-17/hard R, 742 words. What's stranger than strange is when a bunch of shit happens and Bob suddenly turns corporeal.

That's Life. PG, 487 words. People like Frannie and Ray get hurt, and guys like Fraser don't even know it.

Waiting. NC-17, 2644 words. "What's this rope for, Benny? Because if you expect me to rappel down the sides of buildings now or something, you have another think coming."

The Real Thing. NC-17, 13337 words. When Fraser's neighbor overdoses on a mysterious new drug, Fraser and Ray investigate. They think they're going to a gay club. The truth is a lot scarier.

Untitled commentfic. PG, 919 words. Elaine tells Ray that people are starting to talk about him and Fraser.

Uniquely Suited to the Max! PG, 872 words. Dinosaur Comics AU. Ray wants to know why he and Fraser always get the weird cases.

Third Time's the Charm. R (for language), 936 words. "You telling me you didn't notice that was the second time recently that you almost died because I tried to shove myself into a part of your life I got no business in?"

Long, Slow Drift. R (for language), 5371 words. Ray doesn't know what he wants.

If You Want To Be Polite. NC-17, 3597 words. It only takes an extra second to be courteous.

Too hot for this kind of thing. R, 1817 words. Ray has a present for Fraser.

Out of the Cupboard. PG, 1592 words. Ray wants to keep his relationship with Fraser under wraps for a while. Fraser thinks he knows why.

Ray's Memory, Part 1/2. PG, 2471 words. Ray has lost his memory, and Fraser can't handle it.

Ray's Memory, Part 2/2. PG, 2534 words. Ray regains his memory.

If you don't love me, let me go. PG, 1303 words. I'm a writer, writer of fictions / I am the heart that you call home / And I've written pages upon pages / Trying to rid you from my bones...

Untitled commentfic. PG-13, 1190 words. F/V and K/Frannie. It's Christmas at the Vecchios'.

Hot out here, cool me down. PG, 1968 words. It's the middle of a heatwave, and Fraser thinks Ray would be more comfortable with an iced coffee.

Welcome. PG-13, 300 words. It was the first time Fraser'd been over for dinner since the whole mess went down.

Cielo e Terra. hard R, 2255 words. Ray keeps a list of all the women Fraser sleeps with. (Don Giovanni AU.)

Smeared. PG, 233 words, pre-slash. One day while Benny's sleeping and Ray's at the precinct pretending he's working, he goes into the evidence room and looks at the fingerprints they found in Fraser's apartment.

This one's for the silence. NC-17, 5449 words. "Come on, Fraser, do not give me that, the whole station knew you two were doing it. The Victoria Metcalf case. His fingerprints were all over a tube of slick in your nightstand."

Warm and capable of earnest grasping. NC-17, 4421 words. Ray isn't impressed by Keats' poetry...at first.

Team Liaison. R, 300 words. The boys do trivia night.

Dear Penthouse... R, 515 words. Fraser made a rash wager with Ray I. Now with DVD Extras!

He Hadn't Stopped Christmas From Coming. NC-17, 21436 words. "Vecchio," Kowalski snarled, his hands flat on my desk as if that was the only way he could keep them away from my throat. "What are you giving Fraser for Christmas?"

Stanley Kowalski. R (for language), 854 words. The link goes to ds_flashfiction. A man like that is someone to go out with--once--twice--three times if the devil is in you. But live with?

Hit Me, Baby. PG, 606 words. Ray is hiding his injured arm from his family.

Two Frasers. Two. R, 957 words. Inspired by Buffy, Fraser and the Rays discuss a vital hypothetical situation. Namely, "would you have sex with yourself?"

Lucky in Love. NC-17, 24553 words. AU. When undercover cop Ray Kowalski bets—and loses—his partner Ray Vecchio in a high-stakes poker game, their partnership may never be the same.

All I want to do is see more. NC-17, 1489 words. Epilogue to "Lucky in Love." (Ray/Ray with F/K/V implied.) Eight thirty in the morning was too early to be this turned on.

Four Times Fraser Would Have Gotten Some If He Wasn't So Uptight About Carpets, And One Time He Got Some Anyway. R, 2291 words. (Fraser/Smithbauer and all combinations of F, K, and V.) Fraser is uptight about carpets.

Finally Get What I Deserve. R, 1183 words. The day that Ray realizes Vecchio isn't going to leave him, he wakes up with a hangover. Now with DVD extras!

Good Cop. NC-17, 7294 words. Vecchio is posing as a mafioso for a high-profile chocolate smuggling case. Kowalski tries to help him relax after work.

Second Kiss. R (for language), 803 words. Vecchio wants to stake a claim.

Crossing Stakes. PG, 610 words. What if Ray and Ray were vampire hunters instead of cops?

I Wanna Hold Your Hand. R, 1465 words. Ray and Ray walk down the street holding hands. Stuff happens.

Lame and Sexy. R for language, 602 words. "When we were up in Canada," Ray says, "he used to tell me ghost stories sometimes. They were all really bad and not scary, and they all had these weird sound effects."

Wrapped Around Me. R, 663 words. Vecchio ties Kowalski up.

Man Enough To Admit It. PG, 1271 words. Ray and Ray watch Buffy. It brings up some issues.

Too bad I'm a loser. PG, 300 words. Ray'd gone merrily along, thinking Vecchio was a terrible dresser and really kind of funny-looking, and then one day they were in some training meeting on how to not kill yourself with your own nightstick which he and Vecchio didn't carry anyway, and Ray was bored out of his mind and pictured Vecchio blowing him just for the hell of it.

Anyone Perfect Must Be Lying. PG, 232 words.

Anything plain can be lovely, anything loved can be lost
Maybe I lost my direction, what if our love is the cost?
Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost.

You, Me, Eggs Over Easy. NC-17, 919 words. Ray and Stella have a breakfast date.

Dinner at home. Vecchio/Stella, with references to F/K and past F/V. R, ~1500 words. Stella has PMS.

Untitled commentfic. PG-13, 1190 words. F/V and K/Frannie. It's Christmas at the Vecchios'.

Dishwasher-Safe. Kowalski/Stella, NC-17, 1904 words. Ray and Stella experiment with pegging.

Four Times Fraser Would Have Gotten Some If He Wasn't So Uptight About Carpets, And One Time He Got Some Anyway. R, 2291 words. (Fraser/Smithbauer and all combinations of F, K, and V.) Fraser is uptight about carpets.

New Suit, Cufflinks, and a New Tie. Joe/Billy implied, R (for language), 334 words. Post-film. Billy engages in a little self-sabotage for Joe.

Think with your Dick. Billy/OFC, Joe/Billy implied. R (for language), 167 words. Billy and his girlfriend have dinner plans. Joe has other plans.

Ain't Nobody Listenin'. Joe/Billy implied, R for language, disturbing images. 1230 words. Another dream. Another blindingly bright L.A. morning. "I'm tired of waking up tired, waking up tired," Billy sings, covering his eyes with one arm. No one sings it back. Follows "New Suit, Cufflinks, and a New Tie."

The Old, Familiar Fury. PG-13, 3298 words. Harry and Draco meet again at their ten-year Hogwarts reunion.

The Snitches on Malfoy's Boxers Were Incredibly Distracting. mild NC-17, 3130 words. During 5th year, Umbridge organizes a school spelling bee. Hermione's practice session turns into Strip Spelling, and Harry and Malfoy are both terrible spellers...

Meaning It. NC-17, 7726 words. The only thing that had changed since he was eleven was Draco Malfoy, who had always been sleek and sharp and angry and now was quiet and pale and frayed around the edges.

Lightning. Snape/Trelawney, PG, 2169 words. Snape just wants a quiet drink in the Room of Requirement, but Professor Trelawney and her cooking sherry are there before him.

Desire Unmasked. Desire in Disguise by Rebecca Brandewyne, Vachel/Parker. NC-17, 3278 words. Vachel and Parker are caught up in the dark, swirling maelstrom of sensation and emotion that their charades have unwittingly unleashed.

Dirty Campaigning. Smallville/The Colbert Report, Lex Luthor/Stephen Colbert. NC-17, 4407 words. Lex is a guest on the Colbert Report and learns that not everything has to be about angst.

The Bisexual Wizard. Smallville/Dresden Files, Harry/Bob and Clark/Lex among others. Hard R, 21729 words. Harry Dresden is a fierce but fey private eye who uses insider insights to crack a series of gay murders that have baffled Metropolis police. Clark Kent is a straight, downwardly-mobile former football player who takes a job as Dresden's sidekick. Seems there's a camera behind a trick mirror in a notorious bathhouse run by the sinister Gentleman Johnnie Marcone, and a few members of high society who think they're too powerful to be blackmailed. Will Harry and Clark have to go undercover as a gay couple and spend a night in the baths to expose the nefarious scheme? Not if the lovely and mysterious Lana Lang has anything to say about it!

Disappointed. Spiderman movieverse, Harry/Peter. R, 657 words. Harry could kill Spiderman, but he finds himself putting it off.

This is what's real. Historical RPS, Byron/Shelley. PG, 315 words. Shelley has a disturbing vision.

Beloved Disciple. Relic Hunter, Sydney/Nigel. PG-13, 2816 words. Sydney and Nigel are hunting for a miracle-working icon in an old Russian monastery, and find more than they bargained for.