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Too Good to be True. NC-17, 5251 words. It's embarrassing to still have a crush on your teacher twenty-five years later.

Green. G, 173 words. "If I never hear the name 'Winifred' again it will be too soon," Harry grumbled, taking down the Lucky Charms off the top of the fridge.

Mirror, Mirror. R (for language), 543 words. Bob had a beard. One of those dapper, evil, world-ruling type beards.

Untitled. G, 262 words. Harry had let himself get bullied into being the Council's errand boy again, so they were keeping a thaumaturgist's magic mirror in the apartment until it could give evidence at his trial.

A Spoonful of Sugar. PG, 417 words. Harry cleans his workshop.

The Bisexual Wizard. Smallville/Dresden Files, Harry/Bob and Clark/Lex among others. Hard R, 21729 words. Harry Dresden is a fierce but fey private eye who uses insider insights to crack a series of gay murders that have baffled Metropolis police. Clark Kent is a straight, downwardly-mobile former football player who takes a job as Dresden's sidekick. Seems there's a camera behind a trick mirror in a notorious bathhouse run by the sinister Gentleman Johnnie Marcone, and a few members of high society who think they're too powerful to be blackmailed. Will Harry and Clark have to go undercover as a gay couple and spend a night in the baths to expose the nefarious scheme? Not if the lovely and mysterious Lana Lang has anything to say about it!

Night. G, 447 words. Harry and Bob go camping. An epilogue to my Smallville crossover fic, "The Bisexual Wizard."

Normaller Than Normal. NC-17/hard R, 742 words. What's stranger than strange is when a bunch of shit happens and Bob suddenly turns corporeal.

The sun was a shadow of leaves. due South/Dresden Files, Fraser/Kowalski/Vecchio and Harry/Bob. NC-17, 3472 words. Harry and Bob aren't the only ones who thought the woods in a public park would be a nice place to have sex.

I hold him like a blanket up against my chin (And I need him like I need another pack of chewing gum). Kyle XY/Hard Core Logo/Dresden Files. Joe/Billy, implied Harry/Bob, plus some Foss/Billy UST. R (for language), 3274 words. An AU fic set in blackcurrant's "Security" 'verse. Foss calls in an expert to help him deal with Joe's ghost.

That's Life. PG, 487 words. People like Frannie and Ray get hurt, and guys like Fraser don't even know it.

Waiting. NC-17, 2644 words. "What's this rope for, Benny? Because if you expect me to rappel down the sides of buildings now or something, you have another think coming."

The Real Thing. NC-17, 13337 words. When Fraser's neighbor overdoses on a mysterious new drug, Fraser and Ray investigate. They think they're going to a gay club. The truth is a lot scarier.

Untitled commentfic. PG, 919 words. Elaine tells Ray that people are starting to talk about him and Fraser.

Uniquely Suited to the Max! PG, 872 words. Dinosaur Comics AU. Ray wants to know why he and Fraser always get the weird cases.

Third Time's the Charm. R (for language), 936 words. "You telling me you didn't notice that was the second time recently that you almost died because I tried to shove myself into a part of your life I got no business in?"

Long, Slow Drift. R (for language), 5371 words. Ray doesn't know what he wants.

If You Want To Be Polite. NC-17, 3597 words. It only takes an extra second to be courteous.

Too hot for this kind of thing. R, 1817 words. Ray has a present for Fraser.

Out of the Cupboard. PG, 1592 words. Ray wants to keep his relationship with Fraser under wraps for a while. Fraser thinks he knows why.

Ray's Memory, Part 1/2. PG, 2471 words. Ray has lost his memory, and Fraser can't handle it.

Ray's Memory, Part 2/2. PG, 2534 words. Ray regains his memory.

If you don't love me, let me go. PG, 1303 words. I'm a writer, writer of fictions / I am the heart that you call home / And I've written pages upon pages / Trying to rid you from my bones...

Untitled commentfic. PG-13, 1190 words. F/V and K/Frannie. It's Christmas at the Vecchios'.

Hot out here, cool me down. PG, 1968 words. It's the middle of a heatwave, and Fraser thinks Ray would be more comfortable with an iced coffee.

Welcome. PG-13, 300 words. It was the first time Fraser'd been over for dinner since the whole mess went down.

Cielo e Terra. hard R, 2255 words. Ray keeps a list of all the women Fraser sleeps with. (Don Giovanni AU.)

Smeared. PG, 233 words, pre-slash. One day while Benny's sleeping and Ray's at the precinct pretending he's working, he goes into the evidence room and looks at the fingerprints they found in Fraser's apartment.

This one's for the silence. NC-17, 5449 words. "Come on, Fraser, do not give me that, the whole station knew you two were doing it. The Victoria Metcalf case. His fingerprints were all over a tube of slick in your nightstand."

Warm and capable of earnest grasping. NC-17, 4421 words. Ray isn't impressed by Keats' poetry...at first.

What does my hair say? PG, 634 words. Ray washes Fraser's hair with Nix.

Something to look forward to. NC-17, 8603 words. Fraser has a habit of saying important stuff while Ray's asleep. Now with DVD extras!

If you were here I'd make it up for you. PG, 859 words. I know you're here and I'm not afraid of ghosts. Set in the same 'verse as "If you don't love me, let me go."

Reasons that don't need exploring at this juncture. PG, 187 words. The city's closed over the absence of Fraser's reasons without a scar.

Maple Sugar. NC-17, 1843 words. Ray thinks Fraser forgot their anniversary, but actually he's been planning his gift for a while now.

I want it for my own. PG, 578 words. Fraser and Vecchio are going to the precinct's Halloween party as each other.

The widening gyre. UST. PG-13, 884 words. Fraser and Ray swap clothes in preparation for going undercover in a gay bar.

My Title Brings All the Boys to the Yard. Set in the Robocop: the Series 'verse. PG, 890 words. Vecchio put a few drops of fun in Fraser's tea.

which i cannot touch because they are too near. Kowalski/Frannie implied. NC-17, 2260 words. Fraser tops from the bottom.

Coup de foudre. PG, 1928 words. A "Starman" ep-tag. Two cops, one motel bed with really annoying satin sheets.

Luckier than most, with your memories and ghosts. Pre-slash, G, 1457 words. If someone wishes Fraser a happy Victoria Day one more time, he might have some sort of fit.

Team Liaison. R, 300 words. The boys do trivia night.

Dear Penthouse... R, 515 words. Fraser made a rash wager with Ray I. Now with DVD Extras!

He Hadn't Stopped Christmas From Coming. NC-17, 21436 words. "Vecchio," Kowalski snarled, his hands flat on my desk as if that was the only way he could keep them away from my throat. "What are you giving Fraser for Christmas?"

Stanley Kowalski. R (for language), 854 words. The link goes to ds_flashfiction. A man like that is someone to go out with--once--twice--three times if the devil is in you. But live with?

Hit Me, Baby. PG, 606 words. Ray is hiding his injured arm from his family.

Two Frasers. Two. R, 957 words. Inspired by Buffy, Fraser and the Rays discuss a vital hypothetical situation. Namely, "would you have sex with yourself?"

Lucky in Love. NC-17, 24553 words. AU. When undercover cop Ray Kowalski bets—and loses—his partner Ray Vecchio in a high-stakes poker game, their partnership may never be the same.

All I want to do is see more. NC-17, 1489 words. Epilogue to "Lucky in Love." (Ray/Ray with F/K/V implied.) Eight thirty in the morning was too early to be this turned on.

Four Times Fraser Would Have Gotten Some If He Wasn't So Uptight About Carpets, And One Time He Got Some Anyway. R, 2291 words. (Fraser/Smithbauer and all combinations of F, K, and V.) Fraser is uptight about carpets.

The sun was a shadow of leaves. due South/Dresden Files, Fraser/Kowalski/Vecchio and Harry/Bob. NC-17, 3472 words. Harry and Bob aren't the only ones who thought the woods in a public park would be a nice place to have sex.

In your skin. Ray/Ray, F/K/V (sorta), implied Fraser/OMC, references to past F/V. NC-17, 2553 words. It's Kowalski's turn to call the shots in bed, and he wants to hear about Fraser.

Female Role Models. PG, 869 words. "I mean, three fathers, that's just out of balance, don't you think?" Set in the "He Hadn't Stopped Christmas from Coming"-verse.

To have and to hold. PG, 1042 words. The boys recently flew to Vancouver to march with the RCMP contingent in the 2008 Gay Pride Parade. This story is also available as a podfic by sionnain!

Finally Get What I Deserve. R, 1183 words. The day that Ray realizes Vecchio isn't going to leave him, he wakes up with a hangover. Now with DVD extras!

Good Cop. NC-17, 7294 words. Vecchio is posing as a mafioso for a high-profile chocolate smuggling case. Kowalski tries to help him relax after work.

Second Kiss. R (for language), 803 words. Vecchio wants to stake a claim.

Crossing Stakes. PG, 610 words. What if Ray and Ray were vampire hunters instead of cops?

I Wanna Hold Your Hand. R, 1465 words. Ray and Ray walk down the street holding hands. Stuff happens.

Lame and Sexy. R for language, 602 words. "When we were up in Canada," Ray says, "he used to tell me ghost stories sometimes. They were all really bad and not scary, and they all had these weird sound effects."

Wrapped Around Me. R, 663 words. Vecchio ties Kowalski up.

Man Enough To Admit It. PG, 1271 words. Ray and Ray watch Buffy. It brings up some issues.

Too bad I'm a loser. PG, 300 words. Ray'd gone merrily along, thinking Vecchio was a terrible dresser and really kind of funny-looking, and then one day they were in some training meeting on how to not kill yourself with your own nightstick which he and Vecchio didn't carry anyway, and Ray was bored out of his mind and pictured Vecchio blowing him just for the hell of it.

Anyone Perfect Must Be Lying. PG, 232 words.

Anything plain can be lovely, anything loved can be lost
Maybe I lost my direction, what if our love is the cost?
Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost
Anyone plain can be lovely, anyone loved can be lost.

In your skin. Ray/Ray, F/K/V (sorta), implied Fraser/OMC, references to past F/V. NC-17, 2553 words. It's Kowalski's turn to call the shots in bed, and he wants to hear about Fraser.

Turtle Eclipse of the Heart. PG, 1512 words. Vecchio decides he has to win over Kowalski's turtle.

Get a little action in. PG, 821 words. "He insulted Canada," Kowalski says sulkily. "So I kicked over his chair."

Bad Cop. NC-17, 5776 words. Kowalski's been moping, and Vecchio wants to know why. Sequel to "Good Cop." Warning: non-con. (Or at least extreme dub-con, but let's say non-con to be on the safe side.)

We could be a whole parade. Frannie+Kowalski, Ray/Ray. PG, 8109 words. Kowalski runs into Frannie at ballroom dancing at the Y.

Vested Interest. Ray/Ray, references to Fraser/Cousteau. PG, 570 words. Ray and Ray just had dinner with Fraser and his new boyfriend, and Kowalski is trying to find the courage to make a move. Now with DVD extras!

Million Dollar Moment, part 1/3. R, 1889 words. Kowalski thinks Ray is having a post-Vegas breakdown, but actually, Ray just has a crush. Warning: WIP.

Reasons That Need Exploring At This Juncture. R, 10481 words. After the Quest, Kowalski tries to figure out why he's remained in Chicago, and whether he really belongs there. Also, he and Fraser are roommates and he has the world's biggest crush on Vecchio.

You, Me, Eggs Over Easy. NC-17, 2348 words. Ray and Stella have a breakfast date.

Dinner at home. Vecchio/Stella, with references to F/K and past F/V. R, ~1500 words. Stella has PMS.

Take me out of this frozen season. PG, 1131 words. Her first day back at work she couldn't find her gloves, and her car was in the garage being winterized so she took the El to the courthouse. She would have taken it home, too, but Ray offered to pick her up and she was nervous enough that she agreed.

Great for Picking Up Guys. NC-17, 4785 words, permutations of Ray/Stella/Ray with eventual Stella/Vecchio. Ray leaned down, his stiff gelled hair brushing her cheek, and whispered in her ear, "Him. The rainbow tie."

You say "potato," I say "perfect excuse for applesauce and sour cream." Fraser/Lieberman, PG, 649 words. Fraser went into town in a blizzard to pick up a Hanukkah package from Ray's mother.

Bend and Flip and Change. Kowalski/Rae O'Malley, implied Ray/Ray and Fraser/O'Malley, references to past F/V. NC-17, 2571 words. A game of "Never Have I Ever" gets out of control and Kowalski and O'Malley end up doing it while Fraser and Vecchio watch. This story is also available as a podfic by malnpudl!

Vested Interest. Ray/Ray, references to Fraser/Cousteau. PG, 570 words. Ray and Ray just had dinner with Fraser and his new boyfriend, and Kowalski is trying to find the courage to make a move.

Untitled commentfic. PG-13, 1190 words. F/V and K/Frannie. It's Christmas at the Vecchios'.

Dishwasher-Safe. Kowalski/Stella, NC-17, 1904 words. Ray and Stella experiment with pegging. This story is also available as a podfic by zabira!

Four Times Fraser Would Have Gotten Some If He Wasn't So Uptight About Carpets, And One Time He Got Some Anyway. R, 2291 words. (Fraser/Smithbauer and all combinations of F, K, and V.) Fraser is uptight about carpets.

Safe to Eat Pie. due South/Flashpoint, Ray Kowalski/Ed Lane. NC-17, 2573 words. Ed and Ray fuck on the roof. Carabiner straps are involved.

Great for Picking Up Guys. NC-17, 4785 words, permutations of Ray/Stella/Ray with eventual Stella/Vecchio. Ray leaned down, his stiff gelled hair brushing her cheek, and whispered in her ear, "Him. The rainbow tie."

Late have I loved you. Mild NC-17, 1413 words. Stella/Mackenzie King, with references to F/V and Frannie/Kowalski. Stella and Mackenzie have sex in a confessional at Frannie and Kowalski's wedding.

Irreplaceable. Gen, G, 962 words. After "Juliet is Bleeding," Ray doesn't want to buy a new Riv.

Getting this happy takes practice. PG-13, 2734 words. Frannie/Kowalski, references to Fraser/Vecchio. Warning: brief references to domestic violence. Frannie wants Kowalski to pretend to be her date at her high school reunion.

Safe to Eat Pie. due South/Flashpoint, Ray Kowalski/Ed Lane. NC-17, 2573 words. Ed and Ray fuck on the roof. Carabiner straps are involved.

And she tells me her desires. Ed/Sophie, NC-17, 2300 words. Ed and Sophie have their own process after a fatality. Namely, pegging.

Finding a way home. Gen, R for language, otherwise G. 593 words. Greg doesn't get that they're a family too.

New Suit, Cufflinks, and a New Tie. Joe/Billy implied, R (for language), 334 words. Post-film. Billy engages in a little self-sabotage for Joe.

Think with your Dick. Billy/OFC, Joe/Billy implied. R (for language), 167 words. Billy and his girlfriend have dinner plans. Joe has other plans.

Ain't Nobody Listenin'. Joe/Billy implied, R for language, disturbing images. 1230 words. Another dream. Another blindingly bright L.A. morning. "I'm tired of waking up tired, waking up tired," Billy sings, covering his eyes with one arm. No one sings it back. Follows "New Suit, Cufflinks, and a New Tie."

Metamorphosis (or not). HCL/C6D fandom RPF. Joe Dick/unhurt, Joe/Billy implied. NC-17, 1980 words. Joe fucks a groupie.

I hold him like a blanket up against my chin (And I need him like I need another pack of chewing gum). Kyle XY/Hard Core Logo/Dresden Files. Joe/Billy, implied Harry/Bob, plus some Foss/Billy UST. R (for language), 3274 words. An AU fic set in blackcurrant's "Security" 'verse. Foss calls in an expert to help him deal with Joe's ghost.

Someday we'll both wake up for good. Kyle XY/Hard Core Logo. Joe/Billy/Foss, and all permutations thereof. NC-17, 2022 words. Set in blackcurrant's "Security" 'verse. Warnings: consent issues, dubcon. "I went to kindergarten, I learned to fucking share. But we're a package deal, got it? You want Billy, you get me too."

This song is for the soil that's toxic clear down to the bedrock, where no thing of consequence can grow--drop your seeds there, let them go. Kyle XY/Hard Core Logo. Billy/Foss, R, 4834 words. Set in blackcurrant's "Security" 'verse. Billie comes for a visit.

The Old, Familiar Fury. PG-13, 3298 words. Harry and Draco meet again at their ten-year Hogwarts reunion.

The Snitches on Malfoy's Boxers Were Incredibly Distracting. mild NC-17, 3130 words. During 5th year, Umbridge organizes a school spelling bee. Hermione's practice session turns into Strip Spelling, and Harry and Malfoy are both terrible spellers...

Meaning It. NC-17, 7726 words. The only thing that had changed since he was eleven was Draco Malfoy, who had always been sleek and sharp and angry and now was quiet and pale and frayed around the edges.

Lightning. Snape/Trelawney, PG, 2169 words. Snape just wants a quiet drink in the Room of Requirement, but Professor Trelawney and her cooking sherry are there before him.

Healing. Foss, Jessi. PG-13, 1410 words. Jessi wants Foss to teach her how to torture people. Warning: References to torture.

Family. Foss, Kyle. PG, 1490 words. Foss and Kyle don't have any family photo albums.

Now if I admit defeat. Foss, Kyle. PG, 1163 words. Foss has the flu, and Kyle wants to take care of him.

Nothing to see here. Foss. G, 1437 words. Foss runs errands.

I hold him like a blanket up against my chin (And I need him like I need another pack of chewing gum). Kyle XY/Hard Core Logo/Dresden Files. Joe/Billy, implied Harry/Bob, plus some Foss/Billy UST. R (for language), 3274 words. An AU fic set in blackcurrant's "Security" 'verse. Foss calls in an expert to help him deal with Joe's ghost.

Ropes and falling. Foss, Jessi, Kyle. G, 1234 words. Jessi has some issues with training.

Someday we'll both wake up for good. Kyle XY/Hard Core Logo. Joe/Billy/Foss, and all permutations thereof. NC-17, 2022 words. Set in blackcurrant's "Security" 'verse. Warnings: consent issues, dubcon. "I went to kindergarten, I learned to fucking share. But we're a package deal, got it? You want Billy, you get me too."

This song is for the soil that's toxic clear down to the bedrock, where no thing of consequence can grow--drop your seeds there, let them go. Kyle XY/Hard Core Logo. Billy/Foss, R, 4834 words. Set in blackcurrant's "Security" 'verse. Billie comes for a visit.

The red, red rose and the briar. Raffles/Sherlock Holmes crossover. Various pairings (implied or pre-slash). PG-13, 2856 words. Bunny and Raffles go to one of Dr. Watson's book-signings.

A Heaven in Hell's Despair. Bunny/Raffles, hard R, 2722 words. In "The Raffles Relics," Raffles told Bunny that he sometimes hid from Bunny in his trunk when he was "quite unfit for human society." What if Bunny had caught him?

No-Win Scenarios. PG, 1126 words. By the time he is twenty-five, Spock is very familiar with no-win scenarios.

The Time of Mating. mild NC-17, 1637 words. After "Amok Time," Kirk comes to Spock's quarters to make sure he's all right. At least, that's his excuse.

You've given me the best of you, but now I need the rest of you. K/S, Amanda+Spock. PG, 1710 words. Set shortly after "The Voyage Home." Spock wants to know if his mother regrets spending her life with a Vulcan.

Four Times Kirk Tried to Seduce Spock, and One Time He Succeeded. PG, 1397 words.

Wilderness Were Paradise Enow. NC-17, 3986 words. Kirk wants to know if Spock is really unhappy on the Enterprise.

Argumentum ad speculum. R, 1109 words. Spock goes into pon farr at 21, and Kirk is a rentboy.

Surgeon's Mate. PG-13, 4771 words. Spock likes McCoy. McCoy won't take a hint.

Five Opinions McCoy Had About Spock That Turned Out To Be Exactly Backwards. NC-17, 3865 words. Spock/McCoy, references Spock/Number One.

Man, it don't add up. PG, 2260 words. TOS/fandom RPF, Kirk/mrs_laugh_track. Kirk thinks his new yeoman is an unalloyed annoyance until an away mission forces him to confront his true feelings.

A Thing about Machines. Twitch City, Hope/Curtis, Hope/Curtis/Newbie. R, 262 words. The scientists who did those studies about TV shortening your attention span weren't studying Curtis.

I Was Abducted By Aliens. Twitch City/X-Files. Hope/Krycek, Hope/Curtis. R, 1380 words. Krycek rents Hope and Curtis's spare room.

Desire Unmasked. Desire in Disguise by Rebecca Brandewyne, Vachel/Parker. NC-17, 3278 words. Vachel and Parker are caught up in the dark, swirling maelstrom of sensation and emotion that their charades have unwittingly unleashed.

Dirty Campaigning. Smallville/The Colbert Report, Lex Luthor/Stephen Colbert. NC-17, 4407 words. Lex is a guest on the Colbert Report and learns that not everything has to be about angst.

The Bisexual Wizard. Smallville/Dresden Files, Harry/Bob and Clark/Lex among others. Hard R, 21729 words. Harry Dresden is a fierce but fey private eye who uses insider insights to crack a series of gay murders that have baffled Metropolis police. Clark Kent is a straight, downwardly-mobile former football player who takes a job as Dresden's sidekick. Seems there's a camera behind a trick mirror in a notorious bathhouse run by the sinister Gentleman Johnnie Marcone, and a few members of high society who think they're too powerful to be blackmailed. Will Harry and Clark have to go undercover as a gay couple and spend a night in the baths to expose the nefarious scheme? Not if the lovely and mysterious Lana Lang has anything to say about it!

Disappointed. Spiderman movieverse, Harry/Peter. R, 657 words. Harry could kill Spiderman, but he finds himself putting it off.

This is what's real. Historical RPS, Byron/Shelley. PG, 315 words. Shelley has a disturbing vision.

Beloved Disciple. Relic Hunter, Sydney/Nigel. PG-13, 2816 words. Sydney and Nigel are hunting for a miracle-working icon in an old Russian monastery, and find more than they bargained for.

My Title Brings All the Boys to the Yard. due South/Robocop: the Series, Fraser/Vecchio. PG, 890 words. Vecchio put a few drops of fun in Fraser's tea.

The red, red rose and the briar. Raffles/Sherlock Holmes crossover. Various pairings (implied or pre-slash). PG-13, 2856 words. Bunny and Raffles go to one of Dr. Watson's book-signings.

Five Things Hugh Used to Think About Callum, Remembered While Night Golfing. Canadian RPS, Hugh/Callum. PG-13, 553 words.

Rites of Autumn. Greek mythology, Hades/Persephone. Hard R, 450 words. He accepts the flowers graciously enough while her mother is in the room, but when Demeter is gone he throws them on the fire.

Plan A. Hustle, Mickey/Danny. NC-17, 2269 words. Danny and Mickey are pretending to be a couple for a con, and things get out of hand. Warning: reluctant (but completely consensual) public sex.

A month of Sundays. Neverwhere, Richard/de Carabas. PG, 1928 words. Richard looks for ways to feel grounded; eventually, he finds one.

Rehearse more obscenely and courageously. Slings & Arrows, Geoffrey/Darren. Mild NC-17, 1439 words. Geoffrey convinces Darren to roleplay Marlowe/Shakespeare with him. Pre-series. This fic is also available as a podfic by Petra!

This is the story you wanted to write. Newsies, Jack/Davey. Hard R, 1275 words. Jack shoves Davey up against the wall in a back alley at night. We all know what happens next.

I Was Abducted By Aliens. Twitch City/X-Files. Hope/Krycek, Hope/Curtis. R, 1380 words. Krycek rents Hope and Curtis's spare room.