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Title: Think with your Dick
Fandom: Hard Core Logo
Pairing: Billy/OFC, Joe/Billy implied
Rating: R (for language!)
Word Count: 167
Summary: Billy and his girlfriend have dinner plans. Joe has other plans.
Notes: written for a ds_snippets amnesty challenge. Prompt: "album" (from challenge 2) and "the status quo" (from challenge 8).
Disclaimer: These characters aren't mine and I am making no money off this.

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"I dunno, me and Sarah were thinking about grabbing some dinner somewhere."

"Billiam," Joe says patiently, "you can grab dinner every night. How often are you going to get the chance to vandalize the grave of Canada's first Prime Minister?"

He's got a point, plus Billy knows from past experience that if he goes out with Sarah now he'll have to deal with days of jabs and cold shoulders and motherfucking misery from Joe. "Fine," he snaps. "Fucking fine. Let's go."

"God, Billy, stop thinking with your Dick for five seconds," Sarah says, glaring at Joe.

"Hey, that would a great name for our next album!" Joe grins insultingly at her. "Cunt."

She grabs her coat and leaves. Billy's pretty sure she's not coming back. "Thanks a fuckton, Joe," he says tiredly.

"Hey, it's not my fault your girlfriend's a bitch. And we're totally calling our next album 'Think with your Dick.'"

Billy tries and tries not to, but he smiles. "It is a pretty sweet name."